random

laughingsquid:

The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart Moshing at a 1982 Dead Kennedys Show

tazar:

Could they possibly have picked a dumber looking production still for this dumb movie?

“Look, bubby, for this shot, I want you to make the absolute gayest face you possibly can. Like, really, act like you’ve never seen a basketball before and it scares you more than any of your actual real life fears ever could. Great job.”

Also what’s up with that dude he’s jumping over?

“The Amazing Spider-Man” is the story of Peter Parker (Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Sheen) and Aunt May (Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. Peter is also finding his way with his first high school crush, Gwen Stacy (Stone), and together, they struggle with love, commitment, and secrets. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents’ disappearance – leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors (Ifans), his father’s former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors’ alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero.”

sofapizza:

shit just got real.

Photo of the Day: The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart (then Jon Leibowitz) as a young College of William & Mary student moshing at a Dead Kennedys show at Casablanca in Richmond, VA, c. 1982.

Photo by Irish Willis Peele.

[gawker.]

This x That:

Know This:

• Report: Ron Paul signed off on racist newsletters.

• Hillary Clinton says she wants to step off “the high wire of American politics“; this is not the first time she’s said that; and Ice-T isn’t quite ready to let her go.

• New York Times: Patrick Witt’s Rhodes Scholarship candidacy suspended over sexual assault accusation; Witt: Nuh-uh; also: Yale Daily News knew and tell.

Read This:

• White House chief technology officer Aneesh Chopra tenders his resignation.

• Adam Jacobi fired from CBS for premature Joe Paterno death story.

• “Barefoot Bandit” Colton Harris-Moore sentenced to 6-1/2 years in prison.

• President John Tyler’s grandson is still alive, thinks Newt Gingrich is a jerk.

• Cell phone usage a “war crime” in North Korea during 100-day mourning period.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Do Not Return to Sender: 16 Kilos of Cocaine Mailed to U.N. Headquarters.

• Tea x Time List: 5 Famous People Who Succeeded Long After They Should’ve Quit.

• Above: “Don’t believe the pipe” by marcos c. (via.)

Cy&H.

Awesomeness Runs In The Family of the Day: Video artist Dicken Schrader rubs his sensational child-rearing skills in all our faces by enlisting the help of his kickass kids Milah and Korben in covering Depeche Mode’s “Everything Counts.”

[dpaf.]

meme-meme:

Owlbert Einstein.